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Name: Heather Alden
Age: 15 3/4

Height: 5'8"-ish
Weight: 180 lbs... but apparently, I look 160 Oo;
Hair: Dirty blonde
Eyes: Green
Accessories: Glasses and/or contacts. An assortment of bracelets. An oval pearl ring. A celtic ring.
Interests: Inuyasha to the fooking max

// Drawing // Writing // 'Me and the Moon' by Something Corporate // 'Turn out the Lights' by Hollywood Undead // YanYans // Blood

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My friends are the best thing I could ever ask for. They've been with me through and through. I would never drop them just for a stupid rumor. I would never hurt them on purpose. I would always listen to them cry and complain. I will put up with their bitchyness. I will be possessive of them.
I will not put a "significant other" above them. Relationships come and go, but *real* friendships last forever.

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AHAHAHAHA!! posted Jun 27th 2006, 1:13AM

Mood: Happy

Music: Camisado - Panic! At The Disco

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an

obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put

everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing

down the aisle and announced to the passengers,

"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce

that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so

lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,

that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a

well-dressed rather exotic looking woman

hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you

didn't hear me over those big brute engines.

I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,

so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my

country, I am called a Princess.

I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without

missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my

country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up, Bitch."

xDDD It's the best!

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